I’d write the blurb myself but poorly poorly today (sad face). “When it comes to shopping at fancy pants boutiques, the customer is never right. In fact, they’re often treated as a nuisance that is just there to distract the clerks from drinking lattes and playing with their iPhone behind the counter all day.
When exactly was it, that these little retail bitches were endowed with such a false sense of entitlement?
The ladies over at SRSLY. obviously understand my plight, and they demonstrate it awesomely in this first clip of their newly released web series: SHOPGIRL. Just one more reason to buy all my holiday gifts online this yea
Kim Holm (creator): “it’s a fascination of the deer and their majestic appearance in combination with different human views on nature in a slightly humoristic way. The concept might be too weakly communicated to be fully explainable, but it was intended to work more like a tease or humoristic comment. The “stats” are simply individual info on each animal, based on imaginative hunting data.”
“Nightlife experiences in New York City can be the stuff of dreams on a good night. Great music, sexy crowd and a whole lot of fun. We Are Not Pilgrims in its “Gatekeepers Series” present us the outlook of nightlife via The Chad and Sneed, two dapper NYC doormen who have no restraint in sharing their thoughts on everything from why you did not get into the club (not that the snobs can relate) to crazy stories and our fave, the female fashion faux pas. Enjoy!”
Whenever I’m feeling blue, I always seem to find sanctuary in something which makes me feel all small and insigificant - in the nicest possible way.
So posting this again cos I need it, and if you’re already feeling good, guaranteed to make you feel even better…
With much love to ya & don’t forget to go full-screen
“Being that we were in Cali and it was that time of year, harvest time, everyone had food and wine on their minds. We all know that food is the way to a persons heart, but it has also been said that good wine makes good blood, good blood causes good humor, good humor causes good thoughts, good thoughts bring forth good works, good works carry a man to heaven, therefore, good wine gets a man into heaven. Let’s ll hope that’s where this crew ends up…”
Capturing the earth spewing shit on film seems to be the latest fad in film making. In light of this phenomenon, CLFmag are pleased to announce the winners, (and losers) of our first and hopefully last, ‘The Earth Is Spewing’ Video Awards! There were only two entries, so in first place is the rather lovely work of Sean Stiegemeier and his timelapse footage called ‘Eyjafjallajökull Volcano 1st and 2nd May’. Being by nature, the production cost was nothing. Although bringing the entire aviation industry to an unnecessary standstill? Priceless!
Coming last was BP’s entry, ‘Burst Pipe’, (I made that up), which was the oil giant’s underwater film depicting a seven inch hole in an oil pipe gushing out 5000 litres of oil per day (Official figure). And by 5000 they mean actually mean 100,000 - (real figure). The production cost so far to BP has been $230,000,000m so a slightly more pricey venture. But worry not BP - there’s a consolation bag of hair is winging it’s way to you right now.
Or perhaps not because the airport is shut.
Oh the irony!
Ok, I have been a tad bit lazy at posting lately, so bad that it’s taken me this long to show you the Hellz Bellz ‘Oh Bondage, Up Yours!’ collection (which I figure you’ve already seen by now). But hold on! I got a little something extra for you…Hellz have released a short video lookbook ‘Hellz Hath No Fury’ you know, so we can see what the clothes look like on. The girls describe the look book as: “Hellz Hath No Fury represents Hellz as a dominant individual taking charge, and standing tall in an industry that involves a heavy does of dog-eat-dog mentality and boundless confidence. It’s undeniable that Hellz has evolved it’s design and matured it’s persona, but as always Hellz continues to celebrate the values of strong headed ladies in generation ‘Y’, and cater to the fiercest of them all. Hellz Hath No Fury, follow nobody, and take charge.” Go Girrrrrls!
Feeling a bit pleased with yourself today are we? Does someone need to be taken down a peg or two? Well, if you feel like your suffering from a case of high self-esteem and are of the male disposition, or if you’re a girl whose day is plodding along nicely and just wants to be freaked a wee bit – I heartily recommend getting yourself onto Chatroulette - the social networking site to end them all. Chatroulette allows its users to connect randomly to other users around the world and strike up a conversation. What I’ve posted here is a Vimeo short about a guy called Casey and his personal experience with the site - turns out its alot more sinister than you’d think. All you need is a webcam (and in my case to be drunk) cos turns out Chatroulette manages to encapsulate everything that is both beautiful and horrible about the World Wide Web. Just for the record I’m going to mention Fe - once again - clocked this weeks before me leaving me - again – the new-born foal frozen in the headlights of technological developments. Anyhoo, back to the clip - really can’t say enough good stuff about this film, its halairious and rather touching to be honest, demonstrating that within advancing technology lies a strange paradox; its seems we learn more about our nature, the further technology takes us from it. (getting deep here people).
Anyhoo, this film is a pint sized feel-good masterpiece. Even after pervert exposure and generally being ‘nexted’ almost continuosly, Casey still arrives at following heart-warming conclusion; he doesn’t think he’d like a world “where you can just click someone away” after all.
Me neither Casey.